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Diet Food

January 6th, 2009

Diet Food, sent from the phone Okay, take those porkchops you've been saving and cut 'em of the bone. Whack off the bone, ...

I May Look Calm

December 18th, 2008

I May Look Calm, sent from the phone ...But you can plainly see the fury of my MIND BULLETS!

The Lovely Mrs. Axelrod

December 17th, 2008

The Lovely Mrs. Axelrod, sent from the phone Every day she gives me a new reason to fall in love with her ...
3rd Annual Avant Guard X-Mas Dinner Has Come And Gone, sent from the phone. The verdict? Pure, unadulterated awesomeness.

Everyone Gets To Be Juliet

December 12th, 2008

Everyone Gets To Be Juliet, sent from the phone

Ask The Answer Man

December 8th, 2008

Inspired by the lovely and talented Miss Katie West, I am offering up myself to answer your most pertinent questions. These ...

Aspic Pea Soup

December 4th, 2008

Aspic Pea Soup, sent from the phone Preparation for the 3rd Annual Avante Guard X-Mas Dinner has begun! This dish, while beautiful, ...

The Franklin Jars

December 2nd, 2008

sent from the phone We used to tell the tourists the Franklin Jars hold the dreams of the founding fathers, encased ...

Last of the Dragon Blood.jpg

November 29th, 2008

Sent from the phone. Marcus ran this place on Dragon's Blood. It was the last place you get the thick, mud-like ...

Vegetarian turkey.jpg

November 29th, 2008

Lentils, wild rice & popcorn crumbs, held together with a mushroom-cream sauce.