Jared Axelrod

Photo by J.R. Blackwell

It Appears To Be A Planet of…Pandas, sent from the phone

Before you wreck yourself.

Seriously. Go see STAR TREK. It’s as awesome as SERENITY, but without that bitter aftertaste.

Playing around with 8tracks. Not sure about it yet.

Starting The Day With A Proper Adventure, sent from the phone

It’s amazing what three creative people can acomplish with a little time and a steam engine.

Who I Am Today, sent from the phone

And tomorrow. And the next day. However long it takes, really. As the man said, ‘Justice takes time. And I don’t mind waiting.’

After playing with it for a while, I think it’s safe to say that the most useful X-Mas present I recieved was the cloning device. Thanks, J.C.!

Diet Food, sent from the phone

Okay, take those porkchops you’ve been saving and cut ‘em of the bone. Whack off the bone, the fat and just toss it. Put your clean, lean chop between two sheets of plastic wrap, and then just wail on that mother until its thinner than your reason to have that eighth cookie New Years Eve. Place a long slice of pickle on one half of your pulverized peice of pork, and a slice of swiss cheese on top of that. Fold your pork over, and then slam it on some hot cast iron for five minutes a side. Boom! 300 calories of delicious Cuban Sandwich-style pork. Now that’s diet food!

I May Look Calm, sent from the phone

…But you can plainly see the fury of my MIND BULLETS!