Mar 04 2010

The Secret Of My Manliness, And Other Truths

Category: DitheringJared @ 5:01 pm

I‘ll keep answering them as long as you keep asking them.

I’m easy that way.


What inspired “Bitter Kiss of the Ronin’s Cup”?
by cmdln

My own love of coffee and samurai tales, mainly. But the germ of the idea came from thinking about the future, and how we might eat on other worlds. We’re getting very good at mimicking flavors and textures, but there are some things I believe we will never get right. Coffee has such a complex flavor, tied to not only its freshness but also the surrounding in which it was grown. So it follows that these sorts of food would be the ultimate status symbol in a place where they could not be grown. Anything is luxury if you can’t get it. Coffee, originally a peasant brew used by goat herders to keep themselves awake, makes an eloquent commentary on that.

Also, as a former barrista, I feel it’s important to celebrate the craft.

How did you become so manly, Jared?
by ctmiller

By not being afraid to flaunt my feminine side. Nothing more manly than a dude comfortable in his own skin.

What infuriates you?

Story bibles. They are the most seductive possible way to keep you from finishing a story. Unless you are planning a collaborative work of fiction, story bibles are distraction at best and a absolutely useless at worst. If your story is so needless complex that you need a document OTHER than your story to keep track of it, you need help that a story bible can’t fix.

I hate it when people say that they haven’t finished their first draft because they’ve been working on their story bible. HATE. Burn It With Fire hate.

Story bibles are essentially masturbation. Sure, it feels good when you’re doing it, but in the end, you’re just left with a mess you don’t want anyone to see.

If you were forced to choose, what would be your preferred method of time travel? TARDIS, Delorean, going to warp speed around a star, hot tub, etc?
by chrismorse

I’ve never seen the show, but there’s no classier mode of chronological transport than the Omni from VOYAGERS. Made of shining brass and containing a highly detailed globe, the Omni clips easily to one’s belt, conveniently accessible in times of need. An accessory that’s also a vehicle, few time machines are more precise, or more stylish.

If you could make your friends do one thing, create one mighty and wonderful thing together, what would you make them do? (This is in some kind of ideal world where no matter what you choose they are all happy to do it.)

We’d found a nation. Preferably an island one. You know, for the beaches. But if the land mass was big enough that it had beaches on two sides, I’ll settle.

I wouldn’t have to be president, of course. It would be enough for me to be a Founding Father.

What gave you the idea to start a webcomic?

I’ve always wanted to do a comic strip. Since I was, like, 9. I drew several, but could never dig in for the long haul. When Mur asked me to do some stuff for ISBW, the first thing I thought of was a comic strip. I’d been wanting to work with Natalie for ages, so it all worked out.

9-year-old Jared would be very pleased with 29-year-old Jared. Not only am I writing a webcomic, but I also have a really awesome Batman costume.


Why do you think your opinions on fashion are considered by some to be controversial? (I don’t)

I’m assuming that it comes from me says that a t-shirt with someone else’s saying on it doesn’t really say as much about a person as one would think. That and people have gotten upset with me saying that they dress like children.

Which, you know, I can understand. No one wants to be told that. But I pass an elementary school every day, and all I see are kids dressed in jeans and t-shirts.

This is not to say that I don’t wear jeans and t-shirts. I do. When I’m playing.

What DC comics superhero do you most want to write? And which Marvel superhero?

I’ve said in the past that all I really want to play with is my own toys. I also seriously doubt that either company would give me theirs to play with, as what I mainly want to do is break them. I love reading classic superhero stories, but that’s not what I really like writing, y’know?

That said? Lois Lane and Blade.

what is your latest Cooking Adventure?

My main quest is the mastery of cacio e pepe, a pasta dish so simple it’s infuriating. All it is is cheese, pepper and pasta, but devil is truly in the details with this bad boy. Mix the cheese wrong, and you’re left with a gloppy mess. Mix right, and you’ve got heaven on a plate.

I think I’ve figured out the secret. But I’ll need another run at it to be sure.


Mar 02 2010

I’m The Answer Man

Category: DitheringJared @ 2:09 pm

Hit me. I can take it.

Your picture is under the definition of steampunk, but what defines steampunk to you?
I’ve written an essay on this: Rayguns In The Time of Cholera

Short version: A 19th century setting with advanced technology and themes of aggressive confrontation, anti-authoritarian behavior and the DIY atheistic.

But that’s just my personal opinion. As I’ve said before, we can be nerds and put everything in little boxes or we can include everyone and all have fun. And I am pro-including everyone and all having fun

How do we solve the Butt-Burning problem that comes with strapping a jetpack to your back? Special pants?
Most modern rocket belts have a burn shield, but I’ve always thought the easiest thing to do would be have the jets stuck out to the side like the starship Enterprise.

 Your socks. Are they awesome? Have you ever made awesome socks?
My socks tend to be more fluffy than awesome. So, in the sense that I have cold feet offen and my fluffy socks keep that from happening, yes. They are awesome.

They are also black. Which is an awesome color. So there’s that.

However, I was recently given a Sock Dreams gift certificate, so I should have some visually awesome socks in the near future.

you have some controversial opinions about fashion. did any one event in your life prompt you to have these views or did they just develop over time?
I don’t really think my ideas are that controversial. I believe that how you dress shows who you are to people, and if you dress the same as a 6-year old on the playground, that may affect that perception. I don’t think that’s particularly revolutionary thinking. Maybe it is.

When I was I college, I read the wonderful RuPaul quote, “We are born naked, the rest is drag.” Which I believe is true. Whether you dress up, down, or go naked, what you wear is part of your conversation with the rest of the world. So you should be sure you’re saying what you mean to say.

 If you had to choose a fictional world to be reborn into, which world would you choose?
FLASH GORDON, probably. I am prepared to take down that tyrant Ming and be occasionally shirtless!
 I’ve seen a lot of neat costumes that you’ve made, and of course there’s your new web comic on I Should Be Writing. But are you working on any writing projects nowadays? Anything you can tell us about?
See the answer below. At this point, all I can say is that it is awesome. And that it will most likely be podcast.

Okay, here’s more of tease: It’s about a girl who’s in trouble. In same way STAR WARS is about a boy who leaves home.

What turns you on?
New things. Shoulders. Collar bones. Muscles. Boots. Tight pants. Confidence. Musical voices. Shiny clothes. Eyes. Lips. My wife.

Have you ever gotten in a physical fight? What were the circumstances around it?
Oh, sure. But not since the schoolyard days. One kid says something aimed to hurt, and all you can think to do is throw a punch. Because as a kid, that’s all that makes sense.

But in adulthood? Only thing that comes close was a playful tussle with my wife’s then-boyfriend when I first moved to Philly. It got a little serious, but ended quickly when he banged up against a table. Which may have been my fault. In which case, I’m sorry, Rob. But even that wasn’t really a “fight.”

I have been told that I have an incendiary presence when angry that seriously frightens people. So things have never escalated to violence. I’m incredibly slow to anger in the first place, so that it itself is rare.

So, I guess the answer is “No.”

If you could make any costume, and expense were no object, what would you make?
I’ve got extravagantly detailed costumes in mind for half a dozen superheroes that I’ve calculated in the hundreds of dollars, but if expense were truly no object?

Space armor. Retro-fabulous space armor. With a working jet pack.

What is the next project that you are working on?
Something secret, which is also awesome. There’ll be an official launch at Balticon, so I’ll leak out more information as we get closer to that date.

It is awesome, though. Completely and incredibly awesome.

What is your favorite Superhero?
Batman, who I love both because of his incongruity (he’s supposed to be dressed as a bat, but really only the abstract sense of that, has no bat powers, and has obsessive need to personalize all his stuff)and his malleability. He’s Adam West and Christian Bale and Kevin Conroy. He’s a gritty, street-level avenger who regularly battles aliens. He’s a tortured loner who inspires a loyal following of younger heroes. You can alter just about everything about his costume and he’s still recognizable. He’s everything about superheroes that’s wonderful in one package.

What does Panda want for Christmas?
That’s really a question for Panda, isn’t it? But I will say that Panda, JR and I were watching KITCHEN NIGHTMARES (the American version, though Panda prefers the original British series), and Panda remarked that he would love his own restaurant where he could serve fine tea and delicious bamboo-based dishes. So, that’s clearly a dream he’s put some thought into.

I imagine that if Panda received a restaurant of his very own for Christmas he would be quite chuffed.
If you had to throw away either your TV or your computer, which would you choose?
I’ve already thrown out the TV, so I guess that answers that. That’s not to say I don’t watch television, just that I no longer watch it on a TV.


Feb 05 2010

Amount Of Time Spent Being Awesome

Category: DitheringJared @ 3:00 pm

This Is How I Live My Life

This is how I live my life.


Jan 11 2010

Not Now, Ma! I’ve Got A Client In The Dungeon!

Category: DitheringJared @ 4:02 pm

A s part of some half-thought out response to JR’s latest work of astounding fiction, an internet person of dubious merit asked if “Sex In The City”-which JR compares this piece to-was, in fact, “the show about three whores and their mom.” This is apparently a joke from “Family Guy,” but I’m having trouble parsing the humor portion. I guess there’s a show about three prostitutes and their mother? And the title is similar, so it’s like a pun? Google says no…

In any case, this naturally led us to consider what a television show about three whores and their mom would be like. Depressing, obviously. Even if it achieved “The Wire”-like arias of connection and insight, it would still be about three sisters driven to sell the bodies, and a mother who stood idly by or who acts as some sort of hellish harridan of a madam. Not exactly something I would choose while channel-surfing.

But, what if we change the phrasing a bit? What if it was about three sex-workers and their mom? Now we’re cooking with steam!

What if a pioneering transgendered pornographer, (played by none other than pioneering transgendered pornographer Buck Angel, natch) took in his kid sister who just graduated from college and wanted to be a dominatrix. And then their other sister moves in, after a messy divorce, and decides to devote her life to her real passion, writing erotica. Add to this a cantankerous-yet-wise matriarch who needs a place to convalesce after recent surgery, and you’ve got sit-com gold! It practically writes itself.

Man, I would so watch that. And buy the DVD. And hold theme parties.


Oct 23 2009

I’m A Ninja

Category: video, DitheringJared @ 11:54 pm


I thought ninjas were rockers


Sep 18 2009

Ultra Galaxy Legend The Movie!!!!!

Category: DitheringJared @ 10:11 am


Aug 26 2009

Superman Wants Your Taxes To Pay For Health Care

Category: DitheringJared @ 6:59 am

I really wish these sort of “It’s the right thing to do” comic ads existed today. I’d love to see Superman swoop down at a Town Hall meeting, informing protesters that there’s no such thing as “death panels” in the Obama Health Care bill.

Yanked from ComicMix


Aug 21 2009

Now Casting For STARSHIP DEADALUS

Category: Dithering, EssaysJared @ 9:36 am

There’s been alot of talk recently (and by “recently,” I mean “Back when the film came out in May, and I haven’t had a change to write about it until now”) about STAR TREK’s reboot, the appeal of space opera (also the story implications of the reboot itself, which I’ll get to, probably in another 3 months). The appeal of space opera, essentially, is that it is a workplace drama filled with things we never experience in our own workplace. This is the same appeal of hospital dramas and cop dramas: people doing their jobs in ways we can relate to and at the same time cannot fathom. There’s been a lot made about the loose, handheld camerawork in BATTLESTAR GALACTICA, but it’s really not that different to ER and THE WEST WING.

BSG has much better dramatic lighting than either show, though. Plus robots.

The point is, space opera is compelling for the same reasons ER, THE WEST WING, THE DEADLIEST CATCH and THE WIRE are compelling. We love seeing people do their jobs, especially if those jobs involve a crisis every twenty minutes or so. It’s really too bad that the success of BGS has not lead to more space opera shows. We’ve got DEFYING GRAVITY right now, but that show seems to want to be LOST more than it wants to be ER.  Which is a waste of opportunity, in my opinion, but I’m not a television executive.

But what if I was? What if I could create a whole new workplace drama in space from scratch. Naturally, this has led to a small amount of dream-casting, of who would be in my own tv space opera


Captain: Micheal K. Williams


First Officer: Michelle Rodriguez 


Medic: Gina Torres


Engineer: Wes Studi


Security: Kristen Bell


Helm: Gabrielle Union


Gunner: Rick Yune

Naturally, this sort of cast is about as likely, as well, a workplace drama set in space. But a boy can dream…


Jul 08 2009

The Superhero Films of Raja Loreddex

Category: Dithering, liesJared @ 9:34 am

Few filmmakers have affected me like Raja Loreddex. With the new Criterion collection of his self-described “superhero films” having just come out, it’s an excellent time to re-examine the filmmaker’s body of work. Never a critical success, Loreddex created unique genre films, studies of secret identities, of powerful individuals, and of battles between good and evil. While clearly a fan of comicbooks, Loreddex never made a “proper” comicbook movie, though he was offered the opportunity to direct the failed SUPERMAN LIVES in 1996. Loreddex declined in order to work on GONE, his greatest, and last, film.

I’ve always been interested in Lorreddex, ever since my first viewing of a midnight showing of MAN ALIVE.  His films, I believe, show how superheroes can make the jump from comics to cinema. With so many superhero films bogged down with the details, there’s alot to learn from Raja Lorredex’s heroes, and who they are.

SPOILERS below, natch.

Fire Foxes

Loreddex’s first film was a commercial success, mainly due to it’s leading lady, a then-unknown Getrude Waith spending most of her screen time in either a bikini or a series of similarly miniscule tank tops. FIRE FOXES was marketed as a sexploitation biker movie, in which Waith and her similarly attired co-stars, Angel Herrida and Margaret Yun, seek to take down the evil Emporatrix, played with much relish and black leather by Cynthia Dunhill. But while there’s plenty of cleavage on display, Loreddex has crafted a much more complex film than it at first appears. The film is noteworthy in that there is no male cast members; even the boy that Waith begrudging befriends halfway through the picture is revealed to be a young Alice Keircox, in her first film role. Lorredex apparently took Caspar Weinman’s script–which originally had one female role–and swapped all the genders.

FIRE FOXES also begins what would become a Loreddex trademark: protagonists with no real names. Waith’s character refers to herself as Dinah, Suzie, Blake, Hannah and Rose, through out the film. None are said to be her actual name. When Keircox-who’s character is simply called “Boy,” even after the reveal–asks Waith her name, she receives no answer. Waith’s flexible indentity carries over in her performance: off her bike, Waith is bubbly, friendly, a charmer. But once on the motorcycle, or engaged in one of the film’s expertly staged fist-fights, Waith’s face grows cold.

FIRE FOXES is not a perfect film–the motorcycle stunts had to be done at a distance, as Waith could barely ride one, and a female stunt rider could not be found, and they suffer for it. Though ostensibly a ensemble film, Herrida and Yun have little to do but look good in tank tops, and have no real characters to speak of. Keircox and Dunhill’s characters are little more than mirrors to Waith, showing her who she was and who she may become. But as a study into one woman’s sense of who she is, it’s one of cinema’s most fascinating.

The Young Physician

The success of FIRE FOXES gave Loreddex a degree of studio autonomy, which may be why so many critics refer to THE YOUNG PHYSICIAN as oblique. Loreddex was a huge fan of both Doctor Who and Doctor Strange, so it is no surprise that in a film about magic, our main wizard is a doctor.

Stage magician Micky Cue plays another one of Loreddex’s nameless protagonists, referred to by the other characters only by “Doctor.” “Why is movie magic never as convincing as  stage magic?” Loreddex said in an interview about the film. “The most expensive special effect in the world is never as convincing a skilled pair of hands with a deck of cards.” It should come as no surprise then, that Loreddex gives Cue extensive creative credit with the film. The Doctor character was based on Cue’s stage persona–as it says in the opening titles–and it gives Cue a natural comfortability in the film. Despite the bizarre nature of the film, Cue grounds it with a effortlessly charismatic performance.

The film itself is one that requires repeated viewings. The chronology of the film is purposefully fractured and jagged, as the final scene brilliantly reveals, but it makes for a rough going the first time through. The magic that Cue creates are either taken directly from his stage act, or done through careful out-of-frame adjustments to the scene. In the film’s most lauded scene, Cue succeeds in transforming a house by walking through it, turning a farm house into a mansion, then a castle, then a mountain, and then make it disappear. The whole thing is one long steadicam take. The shot required an immense custom-built set that took months to build, and the shot itself took three days and a crew of 47 to get right.

This seems like a lot of work–there had to have been a simpler way, certainly with multiple cuts–but it fits the theme of the film. Loreddex and Cue’s wizard is constantly at war with unseen forces, be they the expectations of the people around him, or grand cosmic evil. To have every magical moment be the result of not an illusion, but of an outside hand, creates an uneasy feeling that permeates the film. After that long transformative shot, Cue stands in the middle of nowhere and breathes a sigh of relief, as do we.

Cue’s wizard has frequently been referred to as an enigma, but if you watch his scenes in reverse order–there was a series of YouTube videos that did just that, but they appear to have been taken down–it’s quite clear that Cue does have an impressive character arc. Cue goes from callow youth to the hero everyone expects him to be, and while his sacrifices appear meaningless, it’s just another bit of slight of hand.

Man Alive

Loreddex referred to MAN ALIVE as “my straight action picture.” The humor in this is clear, since despite it’s traditional action movie elements–a damsel in distress, a mustache-twisting villain who actually twists his mustache, a protagonist with a real name–MAN ALIVE is anything but a straight action movie. Even after you take away the fact that hero is gay.

Loreddex starts the film by showing us that, yes, his main character has a real name. Action star Ronald Stark plays Jim Stance, something that is driven home by a credit sequence consisting of series of ID papers, from a birth certificate to report cards to a series of driver licenses from series of states. The sequence ends with a death certificate, zooms in on the date, before starting our story 3 days before.

All of this, we learn, is meaningless. As the film goes on, “Jim Stance” proves just nameless as any other Loreddex hero, discarding identities has he needs. Stark’s “Stance” isn’t Stance at all–he has stolen Jim Stance’s identity in order to gain entry into a underground “to the death” fight tournament. As Stark fights one colorfully costumed opponent after another, it becomes clear that his chameleon-like nature extends to more than just forging papers. Stark mimics the fighting styles of his opponents, effectively beating them at their own game.

Stark’s character here is similar to Waith’s in FIRE FOXES (Waith even has a small scene, as Stark’s equally combative sister). But where the other charactes in FIRE FOXES act as mirrors of Waith, here it is Stark who is the mirror, becoming who the other characters want him to be in order to get the job done. In addition to being a commentary on the blankness of cinema action heroes, and of the personality-subliminnating nature of war, MAN ALIVE does work on a “straight action film” level.

Provided you miss the final scene, where hero and villain kiss for what has to be the longest guy-on-guy make-out session in cinema history.

The Astonishers

Much as MAN ALIVE attempted the normal in order to subvert it, THE ASTONISHERS brings another genre–the murder mystery–into Loreddex-ville.  The titular Astonishers, a pair of psychic detectives, are again, not given names. I recently purchased a copy of the script to find that the characters are referred to only by the colors of their shirts. “Red” and “Blue” seek to find out who murdered “Yellow,” and so on.

What’s fascinating about THE ASTONISHERS is how quickly the crime gets solved. Red and Blue, played by blind actor Adrian Tomalous and a grown-up Alice Keircox, solve the crime in the second scene, and Loreddex let’s the fall-out of the discovery of the murderer breathe in ways that most mystery movies avoid. Being psychics, our heroes have “skipped to the end,” as Keircox puts it, and in researching the hows and whys of the crime, they become less convinced by the man who the know committed the murder.

THE ASTONISHERS is the most lighthearted of any Loreddex film, and involves many actors from his previous films in small cameo roles–Waith and Stark are particularly hilarious as a pair of incompetent cops. Tomalous and Keircox give great performances, evoking William Powel and Myrna Loy from THE THIN MAN. But it’s not all froth; Loreddex themes of the nature of identity and responsibilites of the individual run through the whole film. This is most notably seen through the use of a photograph that the audience never sees, but affects the character each in a profoundly emotional way. The heartbreaking scene when Tomalous holds the picture and cannot see what’s effecting everyone is start contrast to the humor that surrounds it. But I can’t imagine the movie without it.

Loreddex had said that sequel to the THE ASTONISHERS was going to be his next film, after GONE.

Gone

…and then there’s GONE. Man, when I first saw this film, it damn near blew my head off.

Avery Gooding plays a man who is named Callahan Gone in the end credits, but in true Loreddex fashion, no one calls him that.  The only reference we get to it is Gooding’s tendancy to say “I’m gone” right before leaving. Which is as good a title as any, really.  For a constant traveler through space, being Gone is as good as anything else.

On first veiwing, GONE seems like a series of veinettes. Gooding shows up in some sort of sci-fi setting–a bar, a city, a farm, a school, a ship–and after encountering the trouble no one dares rise up against, puts it down. It’s almost a catch-all, as if Lorredex had set ideas for half a dozen sci-fi films, and instead of choosing one, made them all. But through these scenes, and the dialogue free, high-contrast black and white flashbacks that occur between them, we get a clear picture of Gooding’s hero. Despite the most impressive set design of any Lorredex film, it’s ultimately a very private film about the man in the middle of them.

Gooding gives a nuanced performance as a man who stands up to injustice in the future becuase he could not in the past. The flashbacks lack the stylized costume and sets of the color scenes; despite the lack of aging in Gooding, it’s quite clear that they represent the present. Gooding is, in a sense, an immortal hero, a wandering cowboy. Presumable he has a spacehip, but we never see it.  He just walks in.

The final twenty minutes of the film reaches the trascendental, as the director who refused visual effects for THE YOUNG PHYSICIAN appears to making up for lost time. Gooding ends up challenging a member of the “angel race,” played by jazz luminary Kepri Atum, and the final battle puts most science fiction films to shame. The resolution of which is one of the most indelible moments in cinema, where Gooding litterally walks out of the universe into another, more colorful one. It evokes the classic western motif of riding off into the sunset, but recreates it as only Loreddex could.

Raja Lorredex did not create superheroes in the tradition sense. None of them wore spandex costumes, though they all had distinctive styles of dress. Though their identities were often obfuscated, none wore masks. Some had fantastic abilities, but none were visually dynamic. While Lorredex clearly loved traditional superheroes in comics, he had no interest in translating them litterally to film.

In his last interview, Lorredex once again defended his choice of calling his films superhero films. “If you’re a superhero, you can do anything. If you’re telling a superhero story, you can do anything. It’s the only genre that swallows all the others. I’m suprised more people don’t do them, quite frankly.”


May 20 2009

Merely Players; or How Bards Made Roleplaying Fun Again

Category: roleplaying, Dithering, SketchbookJared @ 8:59 am

Merely Players: Game 1

I don’t roleplay that much.

It’s not that I look down on it, or think it’s a waste of time. I’ve been an avid roleplayer in the past, and bought many and sundry books, dice and miniatures. I love pouring over descriptions of character types, race option and special abilities. I love building characters, creating backstories and weaving those histories in with the other players. But once we get started, tend to get frustrated.

I wish I could lay the blame on the storytellers, and say I was just playing a bad game, but this has happened over and over. I’ve played with rule-lawyers and easy narrators, dice worshipers and laid-back judges and everyone else in between. I’ve even run games myself, with the same result (I should point out that while the players in the game I ran were never frustrated, I was—well, Brendan might have been, what with his character being constantly turned into a monkey). I can only conclude that since I am the common factor in these situations, it must be my problem. It is not you, game masters; it is me.

Most likely, it’s the call of the writing I should be working on, instead of enjoying myself making things up with friends. I recently decided to quit roleplaying altogether, and use that weekly game time to make things up solo. And I was okay with that. Until of course, I got the best idea for a roleplaying session ever.

It was a standard D&D story concept: journey across dangerous lands to a forbidden kingdom to save a princess. Only in this game, all the PCs would be…bards!

Yes, I know. It’s too awesome an idea for words, isn’t it?

Gathering up some of the best roleplayers I know—J.R. (natch), Russell, Kate, and Alex—I gave them basic character concepts and had them run with it. The result is a delightfully eccentric group of performers. I talk about them here, but then, that’s what the wiki is for. It’s a short-run game, with a clear beginning, middle and end, and should wrap up in three or four sessions. These elements, combined with more pre-game writing than I’ve ever done, were supposed to help me relax and enjoy the game. You know, what roleplaying is for.

Turns out, it all worked.

The first game went along swimmingly. A lot of this is due to how hilarious this group of is (I was going to record and podcast this game, but decided against it at the last minute. After laughing for four straight hours, I now regret this choice), but some credit must be given to my exhaustive planning of the world. Not everything I planned out was used in the game, but was able to handle surprise questions by the players quickly and easily because of all that planning. I guess, when it comes to running a game, you cannot over-world-build. Who would have thought that the fact that all messenger’s capes are purple and worn on the left shoulder would become a plot point? You may not need to reveal all this information at once, but it’s important to know it.

So, in Game 1, our motley crew met with a frustratingly specific messenger, ferry-stealing toughs, a hungry land shark, a stuck-up hero, a grief-ridden monarch, a squire’s poetry, and a band of long-bow wielding thieves. What will happen when they cross the cursed Fields of the Spiderbirds, next game? Who knows?

Well, I do. Vaguely. I’m still working it out. Next session’s not for another month or so…

Favorite moments

- The argument with the royal messenger, as illustrated above. More than anything, this exchange was something I wish I had recorded. Well, this and the argument with their playwright that preceded it.

- The land shark encounter. I asked Alex to find me a random monster for this scene, and he came up with the Bulette, an awesome classic beasty. Needless to day, this encounter involved an awful lot of running.

- One of the goals this session was to delay Flashheart, a powerful–if obnoxious–hero who has the same goal as our bards. The team split into two, with JR delaying Flashheart directly and the other three messing with his horse and squire, Potzu. This proved more difficult than expected, what with Flashheart’s horse being intelligent and Potzu being a poet. But not only did they pull it off, but they also left a note! Now, that’s style.


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