My Brain Could Be Yours!

Posted by Jared | Posted in Writing | Posted on 26-02-2010

Rather, a portion of it. The writing expertise part. I am offering my services up as part of the Boom Effect charity auction. The actual auction takes place Saturday, and will be broadcast here, but feel free to put in a proxy bid over at the site. Just put in however much you consider a piece of my headmeats is worth.

Now, I suppose the question is, “How much of Jared’s brain will I be getting?” A valid query.

I would say, around about this much:

Jared Axelrod, published author and creator of the ALIENS YOU WILL MEET and VOICE OF FREE PLANET X podcasts, will edit your short story up to 9000 words. But what is being offered here is more than mere red-pen spelling and grammar check. Over a personal Skype discussion, Jared will provide:

-Detailed analysis of themes, and how you can make them stronger.
-Discussion of the wants and obstacles of both the protagonist and antagonist
-Examinations of the setting and the pace of the story
-Market suggestions for your story
-Axelrod-brand Encouragement! (TM)

The whole business will be auctioned in the Bespoke items timeslot on February 27th. But if you can’t make the event, feel free to place a proxy bid.

Bid high and bid often!

The Mütter Ball, Or Why I Love Living In this City

Posted by Jared | Posted in upcoming events | Posted on 26-02-2010

A Steampunk/Victorian/Black Tie gala at a museum of medical oddities? Sign me up!


Super fast flyer
Friday, March 12, 2010 at 7:30 PM
Open Bar and hors d’oeuvres
VIP includes special hors d’oeuvres and access to the Vieux Carré Absinthe Lounge
http://mutterball.eventbrite.com/
Dress code: Victorian, Neo Victorian, Steampunk, Dandy, Vintage or Black Tie.At
The College of Physicians of Philadelphia
19 South Twenty-Second Street
Philadelphia, PA 19103

The College of Physicians of Philadelphia is the oldest medical society & the oldest steward of American Medicine, and is regarded as the “Birthplace of American Medicine,” offering insight into medicine’s past, present and future. There specimens, book collections, archives, personal journals and ephemera are more relevant today than ever – attracting more visitors and users of our collections and facilities than ever before in our history.
http://www.collphyphil.org/MUTTER.ASP

Get your tickets here: http://mutterball.eventbrite.com

EB4

 JR and I already have our tickets. I expect to see you all there.

Rocking The Stage In 24 Hours (Or Less!)

Posted by Jared | Posted in theater | Posted on 24-02-2010

You remember that I time I directed a play that didn’t exist the day before, right? The one with the interesting implications of how our memories define us as people and the musical number at the end? “Latent Memories?” No? Didn’t I mention I directed a piece of theatre a few weeks ago? Seriously? Geez, next you’ll be telling me I’ve been doing a webcomic for a month and haven’t talked about it on the site.

Yeah, I should really get around to talking about that.

I’m not gonna say it’s hard being me, because it isn’t. It is however, apparently difficult to keep up with being me, even for me. And I’m around me ALL THE TIME. Maddening, I tell you.

So, right. “Latent Memories.”

24 Hour Cram

“Latent Memories” was part of Plays & Players 24 Hour Cram project. The idea was, you get a handful of people signed up to be writers, directors or actors. The writers get assigned a director and some actors at 8pm. They have until 8am the next morning to get a brand-spanking new script to their director and actors. The director and actors have until 8pm that day to learn their lines, block the show, work out lighting and sound, acquire costumes and perform the piece. Clearly, insane and awesome, as I stated previously.

JR and I had signed up as writers, but we instead asked to be a directors and an actor, as they had too many writers. I ended up being assigned to Shawn O’Shea, and have Dennis Frazier, Mark Skandera and Wes Frenza as our actors. Shawn gave us a wonderful script that worked with our strengths and was full of laugh-out-loud surprises, and the guys dove in. As you can see for yourself:


This will come as no surprise, but we had the best costumes.The experience itself was nothing short of amazing. The constant rehearsing wasn’t easy. The actors had no time to reflect on their characters, and we had one hour on the actually stage to block, which is not nearly enough time, even for a 10 minute play. We started rehearsal at 10, which was a mistake, becuase at the end of the day I would have killed for two more hours of rehearsal. But as difficult as it was, the rewards of putting on a show in such a short time were monumental. I’d do it again in heartbeat.All thanks to Dennis, Mark, Wes and Shawn. You guys were a blast to work with.

24 Hour Cram

Appropriate Questions To Ask Oneself While Writing

Posted by Jared | Posted in Writing | Posted on 18-02-2010

E very now and then, either JR or I will turn to the other and ask a question about the story we are writing. Is this character interesting? Is this plot too twisty? Is this feminist enough? It then falls upon the other to answer “That’s not a 1st Draft question,” or whatever draft we are working on at the time. Which is always the correct answer.

It’s very easy to get caught up in questions that just be addressed one, two, three drafts ahead, so it’s nice to have to have a guideline of what questions should be asked when. Your mileage, of course, will vary. But this works well for us.

1st Draft: What happens next?

This is the only question you should be asking yourself as you write your first draft. The. Only. Question.

The point of the first draft is the foundation, the rocks you build your story on. And for that story to be built, the foundation has to be finished. Nothing is more important in writing your first draft than reaching the end. Not your word choice, not your plot mechanics, not your personal politics. All of that can be changed, but not until the draft is finished. This means when you’re done you’ll have a pretty shitty piece of writing, but who cares? You’ve got at least 3 more passes to get it right.

2nd Draft: Does the plot make sense? What does my protagonist want? What is in his/her way to getting it? Are his/her decisions in keeping with his/her character, or to just move the plot?

Now you’ve got a shitty piece of writing that at least has a beginning, middle and end. Good job. It probably has a few human-shaped lumps that could pass as characters, so here’s your chance to make those characters real. Ideally, the protagonist should drive the plot, not the other way around (nobody likes a reactive protagonist, we like people who get shit done). Concurrent with this is the concern that these proactive decisions are keeping in touch with the character. If they aren’t, you can always change the decisions, or change the character.

3rd Draft: Are my characters engaging? Does my antagonist have proper motivation? How is the pace? Should I cut/add anything? Are the places and people properly described?

Your shitty piece of writing now has gained an engaging through-line and an involved, proactive protagonist. Time to beef up those side characters. A good rule of thumb with this is to imagine the story told from each and every character’s point of view. These new stories, where our side characters and villains are now the main heroes, should be just as engaging—if in different ways—as your main story. You don’t have to write these stories, but it’s important to imagine them. Would STAR WARS be as enjoyable if Han Solo, Princess Leia and Darth Vader didn’t have their own stories going on just to the side of Luke’s? MIDDLEMARCH works the same way.

This draft is also a good time to look at pace. Is the story moving fast enough? Is it going too fast? Luckily, your new and improved side characters and antagonists can help out, by cutting some fat off some scenes or adding drama to others. Take some time to define who these people are, as well as the places they inhabit. If Draft 2 was all about the protagonist, Draft 3 is about giving that protagonist a world to inhabit.

4th Draft: Are the words the best words for the situation? I am comfortable with the themes and politics of this story (is it feminist, conservative, racist, etc)? Is it interesting to people who aren’t me?

The story’s not looking quite so shitty now, is it? Here we get to the polish stage, where you can add all those writer bells and whistles you’ve been dying to include since Draft 1. String all the pearls you want; your story should hold them. Now that that you have the story complete, you can also examine the themes and tweak them appropriately. Same with the politics. I’m making a note of them here, in Draft 4, because it’s very easy to fall into the trap of think of these sort of things before the story even finished. No character has politics until they’re fully fleshed out, no themes are evident until you get to the end.

After this pass, you can hand it off to a first reader or two, and they’ll have their own questions for you.

A note to users: much like the mastery of a martial art, one must approach writing in the appropriate sequence, and build upon the questions of a previous draft. You may ask yourself “What happens next?” while working on Draft 4, but if you find yourself wondering if Draft 1 is sexist, you’re focusing on the wrong things.

…And Don’t Call Me Puddin’!

Posted by Jared | Posted in theater, Costumes and Props | Posted on 17-02-2010

Superheroes Who Are Super, as mentioned previously, decided to do the Harley Quinn-centric comic “Mad Love” for Valentine’s Day. My dear friend Avalon happened to be be the same size (tiny) as the lead actress, and  loaned me her Harley Quinn costume which had been made by her loving husband, Dan.

The family that cosplays together stays together, I always say.

While Avalon’s costume was fantastic, it lacked the trademark hat and mask.  Luckily, all the snow allowed me to fix that problem.

In addition to that hat and mask and loaning my Batsuit to the cause, I whipped up a purple tailcoat (aka the “Project: Murder Clown” I kept referring to on Facebook & Twitter). Unfortunatly, the actor cast as the Joker was stuck in Amsterdam due to the snow, and a new Joker had to be found. The new Joker was fantastic, but, as you see in the pics, an very skinny fellow.  Great for the character, but bad for the costume.  Luckily, he had his own gear.

Superheroes Who Are Super: Mad Love

Mad Couple

Mad Love: Full Cast

As you can see, the whole cast looks fantastic.  I’m not sure if there’s video of the show, which is a shame. Joseph Nevin, who directed the Flash & Green Lantern show I also did costumes for, pulled out all the stops on this one, creating so much more than the advertised “staged reading.” When you’ve got Batman lifting the Joker clear off the ground and punching the narrator, I think we’ve need a new title.

After a fantastic dinner with Dan and Avalon to celebrate their recent nuptials, the four of us took in the show. Holly and Steve braved the horrible roads to see the show as well, and I couldn’t think of better group to laugh along with. Despite the difficulty getting there, the show played to a packed house. What does this mean for next one, in April? Get there early, I imagine.

But what do to with the tail coat, then?  I’m sure I’ll think of something…

The Entertainer

Superheroes Who Are Super Tonight!

Posted by Jared | Posted in theater, Costumes and Props | Posted on 13-02-2010

photo by JR Blackwell

MAD LOVE! 10:30! Plays And Players! My costumes on stage!

Be there!

In A Paul Gambi State Of Mind

Posted by Jared | Posted in theater, Costumes and Props | Posted on 10-02-2010

Or, how I spent Snowpocalypse II: Snowmageddon.

As is my want when the outside world turns this inhospitable, I’ve barricaded myself in the basement for much of the day. Much like the tailor in the title, I have spent most of the day crafting supervillian wear.

As you can see, the results have been quite grand:

Harley Quinn cowl

But why, you may ask? Why, for no other reason than the latest Superheroes Who Are Super offering from Plays & Players! This month they are doing the classic comic “Mad Love,” the inspiration for one of the greatest episodes of Batman: The Animated Series. Show goes up Saturday, at 10:30.

What should you expect to see at a Superheroes Who Are Super production? Here’s taste what happened at one back in November:

You can find more clips here. And yes, I made the costumes for those, too.

How Did You Spend Your Snowpocalypse?

Posted by Jared | Posted in sillyness, modeling, Costumes and Props | Posted on 06-02-2010

photo by Kyle Cassidy

I spent it with my wife, Kyle Cassidy (who took these snazzy photos), Trilian Stars and a Shuggoth. And well spent it was, too. How about yourself?

photo by Kyle Cassidy

What did you do today

Amount Of Time Spent Being Awesome

Posted by Jared | Posted in Dithering | Posted on 05-02-2010

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