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Jared Axelrod is an author, an illustrator, a graphic designer, a sculptor, a costume designer, a podcaster and quite a few other things that he's lost track of but will no doubt remember when the situation calls for it.
He is a founding member of the daily flash-fiction website 365 TOMORROWS, and the writer and producer of two science-fiction podcasts, “The Voice Of Free Planet X” and the serial “Aliens You Will Meet.
He is not domestic, he is a luxury, and in that sense, necessary.
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Fables of the Flying City is steampunk graphic novel of airships, rayguns and how much information is too much information, illustrated by Steve Walker and Natalie Kelly. Listen to podcast to learn more about the flying city of Amperstam and the people who call it home.
An intergalactic ambassador has only the messages from his precognitive meeting planner to keep him from making a fool of himself. Aliens You Will Meet are those messages, in handy podcast form.
I am regular contributor to I Should Be Writing, providing both The News From Poughkeepsie and writing All Write!, a webcomic about writers, illustrated by Natalie Metzger.
Diet Food
January 6th, 2009
Okay, take those porkchops you’ve been saving and cut ‘em of the bone. Whack off the bone, the fat and just toss it. Put your clean, lean chop between two sheets of plastic wrap, and then just wail on that mother until its thinner than your reason to have that eighth cookie New Years Eve. Place a long slice of pickle on one half of your pulverized peice of pork, and a slice of swiss cheese on top of that. Fold your pork over, and then slam it on some hot cast iron for five minutes a side. Boom! 300 calories of delicious Cuban Sandwich-style pork. Now that’s diet food!
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January 6th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
This sounds amazing!