May 20 2008

Voice of Free Planet X, Episode 128: Even In Arcadia, Part 3

Category: Voice of Free Planet X, podcastsJared @ 12:21 am

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Bingo awoke the next morning to find himself in bed, the middle of a field. Mr. Leroy was there, sitting on the edge of his bed looking smug. He was holding Bingo’s copy of “Off On A Comet,” and chuckling to himself. Bingo wasn’t able to form exact words, but he was able to sputter out a “Wwwwhhhhhaaa?”

“Oh, you’re awake,” Leroy said, snapping the book shut. “Quite an imagination on this Mr. Verne, eh? You have his other stuff? Absolutely fascinating.”

“The Marionette” was performed by the Two Star Symphony and was made available courtesy of the of the Podsafe Music Network. You can find out more about them at www.twostarsymphony.org.

The Voice of Free Planet X theme was written and performed by Russell Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net


May 19 2008

The Voice of Free Planet X, Episode 127: Is It Better To Be Feared, Or Respected?

Category: Voice of Free Planet X, podcastsJared @ 9:10 pm

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Robert Downey Jr, as weapons manufacturer Tony Stark, poses that question in the visceral opening to IRON MAN. Stark goes on to say that you can have both, and indeed, that’s been the American Way since we dropped the bomb on Hiroshima

This summer’s other cinematic offering from Marvel Comics, THE INCREDIBLE HULK, tackles the atom bomb through an angry, green metaphor, but IRON MAN goes at it direct.

It’s not an unusual premise to hoist a superhero movie on—it was one of the many themes playing out in the over-stuffed SPIDER-MAN 3, for example—but Mark Fergus and Hawk Ostby, the writing team that also gave us last year’s CHILDREN OF MEN, having something more bleak in mind…

The Voice of Free Planet X theme was written and performed by Russell Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net.


May 19 2008

Voice of Free Planet X, Episode 126: Site Specific Stories, Jockey’s Ridge

Category: Voice of Free Planet X, podcastsJared @ 8:07 pm

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There’s a part of the horizon where the sand meets the sky, and the clouds look low and tangible. You can’t touch them—you know you can’t touch them, but they look so close. So ready.

“It’s a fool’s errand, you know,” the wise man says. “The air is for the birds, and the bees. To do otherwise would be something akin to madness.

But I stay here, and I try. I’ve built my wings of lighter and stronger material every time. And everytime I crash into the sand, I see that for a moment, the sand flies into the air too.

This is the first in a series of Site Specific Stories, impromptu fiction created in response to a specific environment. It was written and recorded at Jockey’s Ridge State Park.

The Voice of Free Planet X theme was written and performed by Russell Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net.


May 14 2008

Voice of Free Planet X, Episode 124: Message From The Future

Category: Voice of Free Planet X, podcastsJared @ 11:04 pm

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Many years into the future, I will try to get Skype working again. And on that faithful day, a millennia from now, Paul Fischer will be on the other end of the line.

The more things change….

Special thanks to Paul Fischer, of the Balticon Podcast for being on the other end of the line.

The Voice of Free Planet X theme was written and performed by Russell Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net.


May 14 2008

Is It Better To Be Feared Or Respected?

Category: Costumes and Props, EssaysJared @ 4:40 pm

Robert Downey Jr, as weapons manufacturer Tony Stark, poses that question in the visceral opening to IRON MAN. Stark goes on to say that you can have both, and indeed, that’s been the American Way since we dropped the bomb on Hiroshima. This summer’s other cinematic offering from Marvel Comics, THE INCREDIBLE HULK, tackles the atom bomb through an angry, green metaphor, but IRON MAN goes at it direct.

It’s not an unusual premise to hoist a superhero movie on—it was one of the many themes playing out in the over-stuffed SPIDER-MAN 3, for example—but Mark Fergus and Hawk Ostby, the writing team that also gave us last year’s CHILDREN OF MEN, having something more bleak in mind. In trying to have both, Tony Stark ends up having neither. His weapons are used by the very people he made them to destroy, and his aura of invincibility is easily shattered when he is taken prisoner.

Whether we should be at war with Iraq or not—the point of motives is kind of moot, at this point—the fact remains that it’s our fault there’s a reason to be there at all. Forget the current administration and its culture of fear: the seeds of the Middle East anger were planted decades ago, back when we had to defeat the Communists at all costs. Which meant selling weapons to their enemies. And now, here we are, slowly being torn apart by war we’re responsible for, with an enemy who despises us for the culture excess that has become our trademark. Is it too much to ask for both? Some people who have neither option might say yes. And so it is with Tony Stark, kept alive by dirty, oily car battery and some wires sticking out of his chest, someone else pointing his own guns at his head.

Hulk may be the personification of the atom bomb, but Stark, the innovator who gets damaged by the very chaos he created and finds his life of excess no comfort, gets be America, broken heart and all.

So if IRON MAN, the film, fails in any way, it is that its resolution doesn’t follow through with the beautiful metaphor it creates in the first half. Stark response to his awakening is to take personal responsibility for his action, by defending those in a war zone his weapons created. There’s also an implication that the future of Stark Industries isn’t weaponry, but alternative energy sources. But neither of these are followed through within the timeline of the film. Iron Man saves one village in Afghanistan, but the violence rages on. “Arc Reactors,” the device that keeps the red and gold suit of armor in the air, may be the future, but apparently only Stark can build them. The options are there, but it’s hard to see them through when we’ve only got 2 hours and boss battle to contend with.

I will say, however, that the villain of this film is perfectly chosen, being a dark mirror of Stark himself, i.e. the America that doesn’t care about what happens to the rest of the world, as long as his oversized vehicle has plenty of fuel.

I’m not sure how a film could address these issues in a reasonable way by the end of the last reel. It’s a superhero story, and those stories work less as allegories for big ideas than about explorations of human failing made huge and brightly colored. Even Superman is just trying to live up to the expectations of his old man (either of ‘em). Thematically, it’s enough for Tony Stark to realize that his actions do have consequences, and to face them, he’s going to need some help.

It’s not much, but it’s nice to see the hero succeeding by accepting that he neither has be respected or feared. Just do the right thing.

 


May 13 2008

Voice of Free Planet X, Episode 123: Things We Say About Movies, In Bed

Category: Voice of Free Planet X, podcastsJared @ 10:17 pm

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With Panda holding the microphone, J.R. Blackwell and I discuss the finer points of fantasy entertainment as exemplified by three films we watched recently:

Iron Man:
ironmanmovie.marvel.com
Speed Racer:
speedracerthemovie.
warnerbros.com

Hogfather:
www.hogfatherdvd.com

Also discussed is the level of violence appropriate for children, why life-and-death situations get me upset and the glorification of materialism in modern, over-the-top summer cinema.

And, yes, all three of us were in bed. But Panda’s always there.

The Voice of Free Planet X theme was written and performed by Russell Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net.


May 12 2008

Voice of Free Planet X, Episode 122: We’re All Standing Right Here

Category: Voice of Free Planet X, podcastsJared @ 8:38 pm

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C.A. Sizemore, all-around good guy and long-time listener of the show, lost his wife Kelly this morning.  I only know him through the internet, through Twitter and through his calls to show, but this has still hit me hard.  Maybe it’s because the third anniversary of my father’s death was only a few weeks ago.

Or maybe no one should have to loose a loved one.

But we do.  And in times like these, it’s good to know that someone like C.A., who was just nicest guy you’ll meet, has engendered such goodwill that a fund in his name has reached over $1000: casizemoregift.chipin.com/ca-sizemore

That, my friends, is all the faith in humanity one needs.

“Hold On” was written and performed by Tom Waits, courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network.  You can find more work and information about this artist at Epitaph.com.

The Voice of Free Planet X theme was written and performed by Russell Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net.


May 12 2008

Voice of Free Planet X, Episode 121: Mash Up My Heart

Category: Voice of Free Planet X, podcastsJared @ 10:34 am

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In the Spring, a young man’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love.

Well, love and mash-ups.

“Shut Up On A Blue Monday” was mashed-up by ComaR. You can find it and other mash-ups at www.myspace.com/comarbootlegs

“Closer To Business Time” was mashed-up by Dan Dickinson. You can download it and other mash-ups at vjarmy.com

“Nelly Furtado’s Crazy” was mashed-up by A plus D. You can download it and other mash-ups at aplusd.net

The Voice of Free Planet X theme was written and performed by Russell Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net.


May 12 2008

Voice of Free Planet X, Episode 120: The Proper Preperation of Children

Category: Voice of Free Planet X, podcastsJared @ 10:31 am

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The first assumption is that you can procure a whole, fully-dressed child. In some parts of the country this might be easier than in others. Figure on about 1.25 to 2 lbs per person of dressed child. For the wedding we had a 160 lb child (husky fella, that one)to feed about 100 people. This was supplemented with thighs, (a trackstar, naturally) and many other dishes. At another event, the child weighed 60 lbs and fed about 30 people.

Another assumption is that you have a safe environment for storing the child from the time you abduct it to the time you begin cooking it. It doesn’t matter how good something tastes or what sensations a food item gives you, if it isn’t safe to eat, you’re going to be in serious trouble. Fortunately, the FDA provides some simple guidelines you can follow to help ensure safe storage….

Special thanks to Richard Kalwaic for reading this episode.

The Voice of Free Planet X theme was written and performed by Russell Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net


May 09 2008

Voice of Free Planet X, Episode 119: Feedback Returns

Category: Voice of Free Planet X, podcastsJared @ 10:24 am

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It’s Feedback Friday once again, and once again I respond to your emails.  In the wake of The Great Deletion (I explain it in the episode) feedback of this sort is wonderful to read.

Discussed this episode:

  • The tattoos Panda may or may not have
  • How awesome JR and my lives are (again)
  • The London subway bombings
  • The Great Deletion
  • “Tea In Bags”
  • The nature of internet relationships
  • The Sartorialist, at thesartorialist.blogspot.com

The Voice of Free Planet X theme was written and performed by Russell Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net


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