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After that fateful night at The Gears, everyone asks how I met Archer, if I picked him out from the agency’s catalogue or if he was recommended to me by someone else and other such questions, when in truth I must confess that I had never met him before he showed up upon my doorstep. I had merely requested a valet from the agency, and they said one would be sent, and gave no further description other than he would be up to their impeccable standards.
He rang the bell at exactly the second upon the hour he was to arrive, and I found myself unexpectedly worried. Had the agency sent a robot?
Special thanks to Dr. John Cmar, for providing the voice of Archer
“Something She Said” was performed by the Two Star Symphony and was made available courtesy of the of the Podsafe Music Network. You can find out more about them at www.twostarsymphony.org.
The Voice of Free Planet X theme was written and performed by Russell Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net
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This week’s Feedback is the strongest ever. Luckily, I am prepared with the magic of…polite responses. Seriously, I say “I really appreciate that,” like, a dozen times.
Some of the things mentioned in this episode.
A 1926 maytag gas engine. Damn, that looks cool.
The Zendrum. Also, a cool-looking device. Jonathan Coulton uses a Zendrum Laptop, slung guitar-style.
On The Podcast
Podcast Junky
And, just incase you don’t have enough Axelrod in your life, here’s my LiveJournal: planetx.livejournal.com/
The Voice of Free Planet X theme was written and performed by Russell Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net
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The H’rintilthrynoids are a serpentine race, their bodies one long flexible tail not unlike a snake. In order to avoid being accused of “flaunting your arms,” keep your hands in your pockets at all times. When accepting a gift, a document, or a new pet, grip it between your teeth, as the H’rintilthryinoids do. If possible, put both feet into one leg of your pants, and if anyone points out the other, empty leg, pretend not to notice.
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It’s the hundredth episode of the Voice of Free Planet X, so I brought over some friends to celebrate. Namely, Jonathon Coulton and Paul & Storm.
I feel I should note that in this context “brought over” means “went to a concert.” I also got some cool interviews. Thanks, guys.
“Opening Band” and “Nugget Man” were written by Storm & Paul and performed by Paul & Storm. You can find out more about them at www.paulandstorm.com
“Mr. Fancypants,” “Dance, Soterios Johnson Dance,” “Still Alive,” and “Re: Your Brains,” were written and performed by Jonathan Coulton. You can find out more about him at www.jonathancoulton.com
Thanks again, guys.
The Voice of Free Planet X theme was written and performed by Russell Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net
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Ummm…helllo. This is Panda. Jared seems to be passed out on the floor here, so…um..I guess it’s up to me to do his show. He did leave me a list of songs he wanted to play, so here goes!
“Winners” was performed by Solare and was made available courtsey of the of the Podsafe Music Network. You can find out more about them at solare3.com/.
“Five Easy Pieces” was performed by Clap Your Hands Say Yeah and was made available courtesy of the of the Podsafe Music Network. You can find out more about them at clapyourhandssayyeah.com/.
“Without You” was performed by Verbatim and was made available via Creative Commons Music Sharing License.You can find out more about them at verbatimband.com/.
My Flickr is over here: www.flickr.com/photos/teatimewithpanda/
The Voice of Free Planet X theme was written and performed by Russell Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net
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Our listeners will be interested in the following communications from our valued and learned contributor, Professor Bosh, whose labours in the fields of Culinary and Botanical science, are so well known to all the world. The first three Articles richly merit to be added to the Domestic cookery of every family and we are happy to be able through Dr. Bosh’s kindness to present our listeners with his discoveries…
“Nonsense Cookery” was written by Edward Lear.
The Voice of Free Planet X theme was written and performed by Russell Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net
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Having just come back from a Make:Philly meeting and wowed by the art of Chris Vecchio, I find myself artistically inspired and contemplating the nature of technology, and how it makes us human. Also, I built a prosthetic ego—not that I need one.
Make Magazine: www.makezine.com
MakePhilly: www.MakePhilly.com
The Hacktory: thehacktory.org/
The Hackory in the City Paper: text story http://www.citypaper.net/articles/2008/03/27/hack-to-the-future video story: http://www.citypaper.net/articles/2008/03/27/the-hacktory
Chris Vecchio: www.noisemantra.com
The Voice of Free Planet X theme was written and performed by Russell Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net.
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“Hey, neighbor!” Chawly called down from across the way. He had a pint glass of something that looked like red wine in each fist. I knew it couldn’t be–not in Topside–but Chawly had his ways. Chawly yanked the line-suspended basket that served as dumbwaiter between his window and mine over to him and placed a glass in. He gave the basket a shove, sliding it across the expanse. “Taste somma this!…”
Special thanks to Chris Loeffler and Russell Collins for reading this episode.
The Voice of Free Planet X theme was written and performed by Russell Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net.
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Another Friday, another Feedback Friday! Panda returns to the podcast to say hello and help me answer feedback. Some of the topics discussed:
Tea.
Panda’s emotion-lifting capabilities.
The amount of tea currently in the house.
Waistcoats, and who needs them (hint: Panda).
Panda promises to update his Flickr more.
Confusing language.
Hermione Granger and the Prisoner of Azkaban.
Panda’s size (hint: little).
Teatime!
The Voice of Free Planet X theme was written and performed by Russell Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net.
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