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It’s an UltraCreatives “two-fer” today: You’re getting TWO interview episodes for the price of one! Today’s first episode is with Jared Axelrod, a podcaster, writer, actor, director, puppetmaker, costume maker — there’s very little this man can’t do, which is why it was a thrill having him on the podcast.
In the podcasting community, Jared is best-known for his “Stories from Free Planet X” podcast. J.C. Hutchins and Jared speak at length about that and his other creative endeavors. It’s a hoot, and you’ll learn a lot about the life of a multi-faceted artist.
There’s tons of news for listeners to learn about, including coverage in The Washington Post and the groundbreaking “audience participation” invitation for all 7th Son listeners for the 7th Son: OBSIDIAN short story anthology … but there’s no time to do it in this episode. Expect an informal “Beta Clone Army Update” episode in a day or two.
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Barry Sturgeon calmly put down the file his accountant had given him, carefully cut the ring finger on his left hand, and drew a summoning circle on the floor in his own blood. As the hardwood inside the circle crumbled and fell away to reveal the pit of flames beneath, Sturgeon sighed inwardly. His demon would know what to do about this tax mess.
“Goblin Attack” was performed by the Two Star Symphony and was made available courtesy of the of the Podsafe Music Network. You can find out more about them at www.twostarsymphony.org.
The Voice of Free Planet X theme was written and performed by Russell Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net
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Before I got the job I have now, I applied to work at the Prometheus Radio Project. Because I thought this was a hip, alternative group of people, I put a few things on my resume that I normally leave off.
For example, the work I did with the Industrial Strength Freak Show and the Lulu Tech Circus.
It’s something special when your job interview starts with “So you’re the circus man…” and ends with “You were the most fun.”
The Voice of Free Planet X theme was written and performed by Russell Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net
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Continuing the “Things We Say…In Bed” series (you didn’t know it was a series? Neither did we), J.R. Blackwell and I lay around in bed and talk about how amazing our friends are.
Also mention is Yoda, Eistein, the book “Eiji Tsuburaya: Master of Monsters: Defending the Earth with Ultraman and Godzilla,” the skill of Command Line, the Command Linage, monkies, the generosity Sci-Fi Laura, proper sword handling, Andrea’s charm, the attractiveness of both the Wii and our toys, and the razor-sharp wit of Dr. John Cmar.
It was a packed weekend, clearly.
The Voice of Free Planet X theme was written and performed by Russell Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net
Poor Ol’ Laz’rus shake your bones
You come from the world of water and stone…
“Laz’rus” was written and performed by John McCutcheon. You can find more work and information about this artist at www.folkmusic.com
“Control Freak” was written and performed by Saul Williams, and was made available courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network. You can find more work and information about this artist at niggytardust.com
“Dig, Lazarus, Dig” was written performed by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, and was made available courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network. You can find more work and information about this artist at www.nickcaveandthebadseeds.com
The Voice of Free Planet X theme was written and performed by Russell Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net.
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Ah, Feedback Day, the time when young men’s hearts turn to…feedback. And tea, apparently. About half this week’s feedback was addressed not to me, but Panda. So, Panda’s helping me out with this one.
A few things we talk about this episode:
- Tea
- The 100th Episode
- Why Panda won’t be teaming up with Cap’n Stilton
- Tea
- Jonathan Coulton’s opinion of the 100th Episode (”Awesome”)
- Hip ways to spell “genius”
- Tea again
- What exactly tea in bags actually is, according to Panda
- Reasons why my podcast is better than NPR
The Voice of Free Planet X theme was written and performed by Russell Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net.
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The Boribotons are some of the most innovative races in the galaxy when it comes to the preparation and presentation of food. It has become such an important element of their culture that only the greatest and most artistic chef can rule the planet. As a visiting dignitary, you will have to engage in culinary combat in order to gain an audience with members of the government. Do not be concerned with the flavor of your dishes; the Boribotons stopped eating their food long ago, preferring to dine on imported Squishburgers and Weyaw fries.

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“I knew the Chief went to Japan, I just didn’t know he picked up a new wife,” Bedford said. Bedford removed her welding mask and wiped the sweat from her face with an oily rag. She adjusted herself in the crook of the mecha’s kneecap, letting her repair work cool.
“Pretty too,” Armijo said. He slipped his arms out of his coveralls and tied them around his waist, his chest shiny from accumulated sweat. He tossed a Bedford up a cold soda. “She’s a 400 model.
Special thanks to Richard Kalwaic for reading this episode.
This episode featured “Circus Train” bySkeletonbreath. You can find out more about Skeletonbreath at skeletonbreath.com.
The Voice of Free Planet X theme was written and performed by Russell Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net.

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I got to talk to prolific podcaster, writer, illustrator, costume designer, and cheese enthusiast Jared Axelrod!
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A panhandler came up to me the other day and said “Can I ask you a question?”
I answered no, he couldn’t ask me a question. I knew what the question was, and I didn’t want him to ask it. So I told him that he couldn’t ask me a question.
Faced with a “no,” he then proceeded to threaten my life.
When it was all over, I did what anyone else would have done in such a situation:
I picked up the phone, and called Alison Buck, my sociologist.
Special thanks to the men and women who shared their experiences with panhandlers.
The Voice of Free Planet X theme was written and performed by Russell Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net.