Jared Axelrod

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The H’rintilthrynoids are a serpentine race, their bodies one long flexible tail not unlike a snake. In order to avoid being accused of “flaunting your arms,” keep your hands in your pockets at all times. When accepting a gift, a document, or a new pet, grip it between your teeth, as the H’rintilthryinoids do. If possible, put both feet into one leg of your pants, and if anyone points out the other, empty leg, pretend not to notice.

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It’s the hundredth episode of the Voice of Free Planet X, so I brought over some friends to celebrate. Namely, Jonathon Coulton and Paul & Storm.

I feel I should note that in this context “brought over” means “went to a concert.” I also got some cool interviews. Thanks, guys.

“Opening Band” and “Nugget Man” were written by Storm & Paul and performed by Paul & Storm. You can find out more about them at www.paulandstorm.com

“Mr. Fancypants,” “Dance, Soterios Johnson Dance,” “Still Alive,” and “Re: Your Brains,” were written and performed by Jonathan Coulton. You can find out more about him at www.jonathancoulton.com

Thanks again, guys.

The Voice of Free Planet X theme was written and performed by Russell Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net