Aliens You Will Meet - The Tiffdelways

Posted by Jared | Posted in Aliens You Will Meet, podcasts | Posted on 28-03-2008

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The Tiffdelways’ culture is one that recognizes the impermanence of all things. Considering the caustic gasses in their atmosphere, this can hardly be considered surprising. While your breathing apparatus will protect your lungs, try to remain nonchalant as the paper your speech is printed on, the clothes you will be wearing and the very building you will be inside, will slowly disintegrate over the course of your visit. One wrong step could cause your pants to crumble about your ankles, so be sure to wear your “good” underwear.

Oo-oo-ooowaho

Posted by Jared | Posted in Costumes and Props | Posted on 27-03-2008

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Voice of Free Planet X, Episode 94: Mash of the Titans

Posted by Jared | Posted in Voice of Free Planet X, podcasts | Posted on 26-03-2008

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Do you smell that? Mash-ups, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of mash-ups in the morning. Smells like… victory.

“Beethoven’s Fifth Gold Digger” was mashed-up by A plus D. You can download it and other mash-ups at aplusd.net

“Hollaback Girls Feel Good” was mashed-up by Arty Fufkin. You can find it and other mash-ups by “arty fufkin” into Google, since I can’t seem to find a website.

“99 Luft Problems” was mashed-up by Jay Zeezer. You can download it and other mash-ups at www.jay-zeezer.com

The Voice of Free Planet X theme was written and performed by Russell Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net.

Voice of Free Planet X, Episode 93: Son of Steel

Posted by Jared | Posted in Voice of Free Planet X, podcasts | Posted on 26-03-2008

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Tristan was methodically taking apart his hands when the doorbell chimed. He jumped at the sound, going to the door in such a hurry that he left behind the joints and pieces of his left hand on the worktable. All nine of Tristan’s eyes blinked and strobed expectantly, wanting to know if this was it, what he had been waiting for, the final piece…

Special thanks to Richard Kalwaic for reading this episode.

This episode featured “Betrayed,” “You Don’t Know Me” and “Immortal,” all performed by Human Response. More information and work by this artist can be found at www.magnatune.com

The Voice of Free Planet X theme was written and performed by Russell Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net

Voice of Free Planet X, Episode 92: A Conversation With Panda

Posted by Jared | Posted in Voice of Free Planet X, podcasts | Posted on 25-03-2008

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I’ve been feeling a little depressed recently–listening to back-to-back personal narratives about being a Jew in Nazi-occupied Poland and about being a black woman in America before the Civil Rights movement will do that–and I didn’t feel I had anywhere to turn.

Luckily, a little stuffed panda was there to talk it all over with me.

Panda’s Flickr: www.flickr.com/photos/teatimewithpanda/

(He swears he’s going to update more often)

The Voice of Free Planet X theme was written and performed by Russell Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net

Steampunk Spectacular The Second

Posted by Jared | Posted in podcasts | Posted on 23-03-2008

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Welcome back to the HMS Astrolabe! We suffered some delays in making port this time, but I hope that you will find this installment was worth the wait.

The sights available from the observation deck this week include The Clockwork Ball, Unofficial Fop Day, FreakAngels, and In Timely Fashion (being a compendium of era hairstyle instructions with photonic illustrations), and SepiaChord. Other diversions include the launch of an original flash fiction series called Six Score and Twenty by Matt Wallace, and the first of what we hope to be many sartorial lessons from Jared Axelrod.

Today’s salon is a conversation with the inestimable Magpie Killjoy of Steampunk Magazine.

Thank you for joining us!

Voice of Free Planet X, Episode 91: Clubbing The Muse

Posted by Jared | Posted in Voice of Free Planet X, podcasts | Posted on 23-03-2008

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Today, I got a chance to sit down with my good friend Filamena Young, and talk about writing, online resources, and how to get things done even when there’s other things clawing at your time. The background gets a little noisy, but stick through it; it’s fascinating stuff.

You can find more on Filamena at her website, www.filamena.com. Here’s the sites we talk about in the interview:

Space Westerns magazine www.spacewesterns.com
Janet Reid jetreidliterary.blogspot.com
BookEnds blog bookendslitagency.blogspot.com
Critters Workshop www.critters.org
Mouth Full Of Bullets magazine www.mouthfullofbullets.com

The Voice of Free Planet X theme was written and performed by Russell Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net

Voice of Free Planet X, Episode 90: Feedback…It’s What’s For Dinner

Posted by Jared | Posted in Voice of Free Planet X, podcasts | Posted on 23-03-2008

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Another week, another totally awesome Feedback Friday. This week, I am reminded that Episode 86 was awesome, we go over the rules and regulations of voicemail for Cap’n Stilton and Podcast du Fromage, speak for some length about Mur Lafferty’s Wasteland, and I reveal what I did at Dr. Sketchy’s. Hint: it wasn’t drawing.

Mur Laferty’s Wasteland, over at Podiobooks: podiobooks.com/title/heaven-season-4-wasteland/
Dr. Sketchy’s Anti-Art School: www.drsketchy.com
Dr. Sketchy’s Philadelphia: www.drsketchyphilly.blogspot.com/

The Voice of Free Planet X theme was written by Russell Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net

Aliens You Will Meet - The Glackple

Posted by Jared | Posted in Aliens You Will Meet, podcasts | Posted on 23-03-2008

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The gravity of the Glackple homeworld is many times greater than what you are used to. As such, you will feel weighty, leaden, and bloated while on the planet’s surface.  Stay away from the Glackple’s honorary sausage. While a much sought-after-delicacy, it will only increase your feelings of heaviness.

In either case, you should consider excusing yourself from the after-diner high jump competition.

Voice of Free Planet X, Episode 89: Ming’s Spies Are So Cool

Posted by Jared | Posted in Voice of Free Planet X, podcasts | Posted on 23-03-2008

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Tired? Cranky? Me, too. Must be time for some kickin’ tunes.

I’m sure Ming would approve.

“Domino” was performed by The Spies. You can find out more about the band at 15megsoffame.com

“Ming’s Pretty things” was performed by Solaire. You can find out more about the band at solairemusic.com

“You’re So Cool” was written and performed by The Homens. You can find out more about him at thehomens.com

The Voice of Free Planet X theme was written and performed by Russell Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net

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