Jared Axelrod


Archive for March, 2008

Aliens You Will Meet - The Tiffdelways

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The Tiffdelways’ culture is one that recognizes the impermanence of all things. Considering the caustic gasses in their atmosphere, this can hardly be considered surprising. While your breathing apparatus will protect your lungs, try to remain nonchalant as the paper your speech is printed on, the clothes you will be wearing and […]

Friday, March 28th, 2008

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Thursday, March 27th, 2008

Voice of Free Planet X, Episode 94: Mash of the Titans

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Do you smell that? Mash-ups, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of mash-ups in the morning. Smells like… victory.
“Beethoven’s Fifth Gold Digger” was mashed-up by A plus D. You can download it and other mash-ups at aplusd.net
“Hollaback Girls Feel Good” was mashed-up by Arty Fufkin. […]

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

Voice of Free Planet X, Episode 93: Son of Steel

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Tristan was methodically taking apart his hands when the doorbell chimed. He jumped at the sound, going to the door in such a hurry that he left behind the joints and pieces of his left hand on the worktable. All nine of Tristan’s eyes blinked and strobed expectantly, wanting to know if this was […]

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

Voice of Free Planet X, Episode 92: A Conversation With Panda

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I’ve been feeling a little depressed recently–listening to back-to-back personal narratives about being a Jew in Nazi-occupied Poland and about being a black woman in America before the Civil Rights movement will do that–and I didn’t feel I had anywhere to turn.
Luckily, a little stuffed panda was there to talk it all over with […]

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

Steampunk Spectacular The Second

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Welcome back to the HMS Astrolabe! We suffered some delays in making port this time, but I hope that you will find this installment was worth the wait.
The sights available from the observation deck this week include The Clockwork Ball, Unofficial Fop Day, FreakAngels, and In Timely Fashion (being a compendium of era […]

Sunday, March 23rd, 2008

Voice of Free Planet X, Episode 91: Clubbing The Muse

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Today, I got a chance to sit down with my good friend Filamena Young, and talk about writing, online resources, and how to get things done even when there’s other things clawing at your time. The background gets a little noisy, but stick through it; it’s fascinating stuff.
You can find more on Filamena at […]

Sunday, March 23rd, 2008

Voice of Free Planet X, Episode 90: Feedback…It’s What’s For Dinner

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Another week, another totally awesome Feedback Friday. This week, I am reminded that Episode 86 was awesome, we go over the rules and regulations of voicemail for Cap’n Stilton and Podcast du Fromage, speak for some length about Mur Lafferty’s Wasteland, and I reveal what I did at Dr. Sketchy’s. Hint: it […]

Sunday, March 23rd, 2008

Aliens You Will Meet - The Glackple

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The gravity of the Glackple homeworld is many times greater than what you are used to. As such, you will feel weighty, leaden, and bloated while on the planet’s surface.  Stay away from the Glackple’s honorary sausage. While a much sought-after-delicacy, it will only increase your feelings of heaviness.
In either case, you should consider […]

Sunday, March 23rd, 2008

Voice of Free Planet X, Episode 89: Ming’s Spies Are So Cool

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Tired? Cranky? Me, too. Must be time for some kickin’ tunes.
I’m sure Ming would approve.
“Domino” was performed by The Spies. You can find out more about the band at 15megsoffame.com
“Ming’s Pretty things” was performed by Solaire. You can find out more about the band at solairemusic.com
“You’re So Cool” was written […]

Sunday, March 23rd, 2008