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“Hey, Bea. It’s Dante. No, I can just barely hear you. No, No…it’s not Hell. It’s Purgatory… PURGATORY!!! Yeah, I didn’t think there’d be service out here either….”
The Voice of Free Planet X theme was written and performed by Russell Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net
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They called the ship a Widowmaker, a relic of a time when the black of space was scarred by the war and the machines that made it possible. There were no windows save at the top and few doors; little was done to make the metal monstrosity look like anything other than the heavily armed coffin it was. It towered over the edge of the city, and Fire Chief Jaime Olmos felt cold and clammy every time he had to drive beneath its shadow. He had argued with the city about taking it down and scrapping it. But no one saw the tower of metal-encased kindling on insufficient struts, a danger to the community around it. They only saw a tourist offering, a landmark…
This episode was read and scored by Russell Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net, who also wrote and performed the Voice of Free Planet X theme.
One of the things that’s been pecking at my brain over and over is the need to put out a new book in time to have copies available at Balticon. I’d have to get it done before May 1st, in
order to have them in my hot little hands come the Con. Two months and change is not a lot of time to slap together a book, so my options are limited, mainly to pulling together stuff I already have. As of right now, I have these ideas:
A companion to my other book, Tales From The Uncanny Valley. I’ve got 30 or so stories written that could go in there, but they’re all flash, so that’s not too much of a book. A new version of TFTUV, with the added stories is a possibility too.
An art book. I like the idea of a giant, coffee-table-ready tome of my art, as if I’m some sort of awesome, big-shot cartoonist. It would clearly be hubris, but then again, I am self-publishing. In for penny, you know?
A children’s book. I’ve been toying with the idea of doing a book about a hedgehog and his best friend touring the solar system and learning how running away from your problems doesn’t solve them. This would be–gasp–new material, but the relative brevity makes it doable. Also, drawing hedgehogs is fun.
A catalogue of devices. I’ve made enough props that I can put together a slim catalogue of retro-futuristic weaponry. Throw in some tongue-and-cheek descriptions and a few skewed testimonials, and I could have something that’s fun, if slight. Would you buy a raygun from this man?
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I talk to Steve Wilson, mastermind behind both Farpoint Convention and Prometheus Radio Theatre. We talk of how to properly write space opera, the magic of the right convention guest, and the importance of social conflict.
You can find out more about Farpoint Convention at www.farpointcon.com.
You can subscribe to Prometheus Radio Theatre at prometheus.libsyn.com
This episode was recorded with a microphone from Giant Squid Audio Lab.
The Voice of Free Planet X theme was written and performed by Russell Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net
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I moderate a panel on webcomics at Farpoint Convention with Dan Warner and Glenn Hauman manages to wander all the concerns of online media in general, the reasoning behind selling out, and what awaits you if you try to self-publish. Also, inexplicably, Warren Ellis.
You can find out more about Daniel Warner at danielwarner.net.
Glen Hauman’s ComicMix site is located at comicmix.com
This episode was recorded with a microphone from Giant Squid Audio Lab.
The Voice of Free Planet X theme was written and performed by Russell Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net
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Doing a daily podcast has (unsurprisingly) left me a little behind on my sleep. So while I catch up in order to prepare for Farpoint, here’s some music from a few bands that have been wearing out my mp3 player recently:
“Am I Awake” was performed by They Might Be Giants and was made available curtsey of the of the Podsafe Music Network. You can find out more about them at theymightbegiants.com/.
“Seaweed” was performed by Saul Williams and was made available curtsey of the of the Podsafe Music Network. You can find out more about him and his new album “The Inevitable Rise and Fall of Niggy Tardust” at niggytardust.com/.
“Wasps Nest” was performed by The National and was made available curtsey of the of the Podsafe Music Network. You can find out more about them at theymightbegiants.com/.
The Voice of Free Planet X theme was written and performed by Russel Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net
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By Jeremiah Tolbert.
Read by Jared Axelrod (of The Voice of Free Planet X).
First appeared in All-Star Zeppelin Adventure Stories (ed. David Moles & Jay Lake).
We are somewhere among the tallest mountains of the world. When we arrived, I was locked away in a cargo hold, so I don’t know exactly where. Our home is a small, drafty castle and a separate laboratory. Dr. Octavio had the locals construct the lab before he tested the new death ray on their village. There’s very little left there. In my little bit of spare time, I try to bury the bodies and collect anything useful to the doctor’s experiment.
My primary duties consist of keeping the castle’s furnace running and clearing the never-ending snow from the path between the two buildings. Sometimes, it falls too fast for my slow treads and shovel attachment to keep up with and I find myself half-buried in the snow. It is horrible on my gears when this happens, but I use heavyweight oil now and it helps.
It is one of the few benefits of my metal frame that I appreciate. Life in this contraption is like being wrapped in swaddling clothes. I wonder if I would feel anything if my casing caught on fire? I need to ask the doctor when he isn’t in one of his moods.
Rated PG. Parental guidance suggested for violence and ennui.
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WARNING: This episode is not particularly safe for work. Sex is discussed as something that exists, and naughty bits are mentioned by name. Just so you know.
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To get you geared up for Valentine’s Day, I speak with Kali Morgan and Justine Shuey of Passional Boutique. We talk about the successful classes they’ve held in the past, the experiences they’ve had working with various age groups, and the experience that is “Show & Tell Sunday”
You can find out more about the Passional Boutique and Sexploratorium, visit www.passional.net/ and www.passionaltoys.com.
This episode was recorded with a microphone from Giant Squid Audio Lab.
The Voice of Free Planet X theme was written and performed by Russell Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net
My compatriots and I donned our heroic mantles over the weekend. Rest assured, good gentles, that any sort of roustabout or ruffian was delivered speedily to the local constabulary.
Click the images to enlarge; there’s some wondrous details on everyone’s raiment.



There’s also an astonishing number of daguerreotypes here.
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The Shark is a Battlefield series of interviews comes to its conclusion with Nick Popio, LARP runner, player and designer (triple threat). We talk about the identity-splitting nature of role-playing games, the basis of wish-fulfillment, and the inter-personal interaction that this form of gaming engenders.
Plus, business jargon!
This episode was recorded with a microphone from Giant Squid Audio Lab.
The Voice of Free Planet X theme was written and performed by Russell Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net